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 Post subject: Shave Your Vagina Advertisements
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:03 pm 
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They made a big fucking deal about the Vegetarian commercial during the Super Bowl but... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aav9_hskMxU&feature=player_embedded

So... that's not so bad, but then let's look at this second video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM&feature=player_embedded

Check out the line that says: "so all that's left for me to see are tulips on the mound..."

tulips. mound.

two lips. mound.

You see where they're going with this, and if not, you apparently don't know what a vagina is.

Also, when they say "tool shed's equipped, my forest clipped" clipped REALLY sounds like "clit" and that's what I thought I heard the very first time I saw this commercial.

Seriously. What. The. Fuck.

Advertising is going off the deep end, as a female consumer how the fuck is this supposed to make you want to buy a razor to shave your vag? This seems way more directed at men honestly, or maybe lesbians?

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 Post subject: Re: Shave Your Vagina Advertisements
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:13 pm 
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If they're paying for the air-time, they can show whatever the hell thay want. I'm not complaining

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:-o :-o :-o
Excuse me?!


I'm glad we don't have commercials like those over here..



Atleast not yet :-? :-?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8lxoqOoiRg

start at 1:50

When this commercial comes on the air, then you'll have something to say what the fuck about.

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Frankly the best way they could sell them would be this line.

"No one likes choking on a pube. Shave your vag or sack." and just sell a uni-sex razor/trimmer.


And just watch any bill hicks video.

Spoiler


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*sees thread title* :-)

*reads OP* :-(

*watches first vid.* O_o

*watches second vid* :shock:

:-?

*replies* :omg:

*proofreads reply* Yup, that sounds about right. That shit is whack. Thank god I only have to suffer through childish and unprofesional commericials that I could have come up with for school.

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Excuse me?!


I'm glad we don't have commercials like those over here..



Atleast not yet :-? :-?


Really? Because I'm sure as hell I saw the first on on TV over here.

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mscupcakes wrote:
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Excuse me?!

I'm glad we don't have commercials like those over here..



Atleast not yet :-? :-?


Really? Because I'm sure as hell I saw the first on on TV over here.

O_o What have you been watching? O_o

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What kind of weirds me out personally is the new Trojan condom commercial.

Basically, if you havn't seen it, it's a pair of white gloves floating in the air against an all black background, taking a condom wrapper, opening it and taking out an invisible condom and then miming the act of putting it on.

Kinda weird. Especially since the motions used make it seem like this invisible dong is the biggest one in the world. O_o

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mscupcakes wrote:
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Excuse me?!

I'm glad we don't have commercials like those over here..



Atleast not yet :-? :-?


Really? Because I'm sure as hell I saw the first on on TV over here.

O_o What have you been watching? O_o


Channel 5 :shy:

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Channel 5 :shy:


Space Channel 5?

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That last video was more annoying then clever, really.

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Thank god us Australians don't have those kind of ads down here, OH RIGHT!


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 Post subject: Re: Shave Your Vagina Advertisements
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Ya know what? I'm glad that 99% of my TV time is spent watching Noggin. Educational kids shows, no commercials. Ahh. Keeps me sane, except that I can't get the Yo Gabba Gabba! theme song outta my head.

I'm also glad I shave... mine.

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 Post subject: Re: Shave Your Vagina Advertisements
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:24 am 
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I'm also glad I shave... mine.


:-o.... ;-) .... so, wanna get some drinks later? *bracing for face slap*

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Honestly I think television ads these days are just getting more boring and dumb, at least in Australia, Seriously none of them make me want a product. THEY MAKE ME WANT TO STAY AWAY FROM IT. Some ads we get look like a year 6 kid made it in Microsoft PowerPoint.

Same goes for kids TV shows. There so shit compared to when I was younger.... I swear, and I'm only 15 now, how could they decline so quickly?

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There so shit compared to when I was younger....



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I'm also glad I shave... mine.


:-o.... ;-) .... so, wanna get some drinks later? *bracing for face slap*

...

~lulz. :D

Sorry, that's all I could think of.

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There so shit compared to when I was younger....




I used to love old toy commercials. Here's an awesome He-Man one narrated by Optimus Prime!!!

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