i dont want to waste to much time here, but whats a movie all the girls (well, atleast all i girls I KNOW) went to see last year?
















Yes, Twilight. A shit bomb that combines two things that should NEVER EVER BE PUT TOGETHER.






Vampires and Romance. Not to mention GAY LOOKING VAMPIRES.

Let's recap on what I said earlier:




To begin with, i was 3 bucks short of paying both me and my girlfriend in. So, naturally, I decided to sneak us both in. When we were both about to go past the gate and into the room, a security guard catches us and asks us for out tickets. I was nervous and was about to say something, but luckily, one of my girlfriend's friend was by and we said she paid us in, and she had 2 tickets (for her little brothers) and let us in.


Now that THATS OUT OF THE WAY, the rest is in my topic.

As soon as Edward or Jasper was on screen, all the girls would squeal and moan and cry their names out. My girl was going nuts, and I hated that, because... well, IM YOUR BOYFRIEND, not THAT.

Besides, theyre not even that hot.


HOT would be:




as for the rest, it made no sense at all.

The girl never seems to win. She was fucking dumb.


HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL HE'S A VAMPIRE?!?!?! YOU DUMB BI&#&!



Whn the movie was over, i was braindead, I was lost. My girl went nuts, and then began to love Edward and Jasper... and left me for them.



I really hate this movie, i really do.

TO HELL WITH IT.



Now its your turn. Why dont you say what you think of the movie?

feel insecure much? not to bring the hate or anything you have to let loose with the whole twilight situation. the movie was...hmmn OK, disappointing yes, but got to hand it to them, the baseball scene was fun.

the books were good though. read them.

5 words for you all: Let The Right One In

Short story: Like Twilight except for the fact that it is fuckin' amazing...plus it has Swedish subtitles...

Long story: Movie is about a boy who is tormented by bullies and fantasizes about killing them. Meets a girl who just moved into his building. Turns out she's a vampire. She kills people. Boy falls in love with girl even after learning that she's a vampire. And the movie has one of the best endings I've seen in a long time...

Simply put. Its basically what Twilight could have been if they had dropped the cheesy dialogue. Made it gory and scary. And made it in Swedish. Seriously...I highly recommend you see this...

It comes out on DVD in March, until then, you can always read the review I did for it on HealingTouch.

The movie sucks.

VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE.

I'd watch Dracula (1931) a million times over before seeing this again.

I'm so sick of vampire, werewolf love stories; chicks eat that sh*t up all day long and it makes me sad, even with the movie sucking so much (blood!...lol).

I always joke with this chick that I’m going to take the twilight series and replace vampires with ninjas and werewolf’s with pirates and release it to sell millions.

lol the irony is amazing...but i got to agree, it's not like edward cullen stole your girlfriend from you lol.

not to be a dick, but what jumps out at me is how you mention at the first posible opportunity in both threads how he snuck in to the movie , like we are all going to say

" wow, you snuck in to the movies, that is so cool ! its amazing no one has ever thought of that before ! "

but what really makes me smile is how quick you are to brag about it, but admit your self that you got busted doing it

I dont see how you sneaking in has anything to do with how bad of a shit bomb this movie was ( and it was bad, very bad ) or the fact you had girl troubles because of this movie .

but I do agree at just how awful this movie was, it was like watching someone take a big shit and just sitting there watching it steam and fester for an hour and a half - I wish there was a way to get that time back - but on the plus side I did learn a valuable lesson, never let any of my female friends pick the movie again

I was unamused by the movie.

But the song by ELO is pretty jawesome!

I must live under a rock. What's going on here?

I was lucky and my girlfriend spared me the pain of seeing it and went with a friend. If she gets it on DVD I'll watch it with her... I make her watch enough of my movies that I at least owe her that much.

And to think, we got 2 more movies headed out way ( ) doesnt matter to me, i aint going to see it.

BRING ME SCARY MOVIE 6 or 7 or something!

The only kind of good Scary Movie was the first one.. and even that is reaching. The whole line of movies needs to just die, like Scary Move, Date Movie, Epic Movie etc. they're all fucking terrible and it amazes me that people spend money on them.

Atleast with those crappy movies, you could laugh at how horrible it is.

This movie just makes me cringe. The baseball scene was a BIT amusing.

I'll just pass on all of them and watch a good movie about vampires, like 30 Days of Night.

WAHT YOU SAY????!!!!111

I saw Twilight with my girlfriend. Its not terrible, but its not awesome either. I gave it a meh. Had its share of interesting moments and laughably unintentional scenes.

But friends, watch this...I'm tell you...its awesome...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICp4g9p_rgo

Trust me on this one...