You know how when it comes to a battle between a hero and a villain, one of them utters this speech to the other in order to intimidate them? Well, you basically do that here. Just for the pure fun of it. Here's mine.

"You ever played a game involving cards? Are you aware that these games are heavy on probability? Probability...just in case you don't know, is a measure of how likely it is that some event will occur. For example, there is a 25% probability I'll draw a card with clovers on it. Now, it seems to me that you think that this fight is based on probability. That if you have a gun, and I have a knife, there's a higher probability that you'll defeat me. But here's the thing, larger probabilities are much harder to calculate. Various factors have to take into account. Do you know how to use that gun? Can you aim it properly? Do you know where I'll go? Do you know if I have any armor? What sort of gun is it? At the end of the day, I'll still have a 25% probability of drawing a card with clovers on it. But the probability of getting a victory from drawing that card all depends on whether I know how to use that card against you...or if I don't. And judging by my winning-streak....I'm pretty sure I could make any care work for my advantage."

"Sooooo... who are you again?"

*cowers in fear*