I actually just figured it out and was trying to delete the post.

You...........always with the shenanigans

Nah, you wanna hear shenanigans?
No sooner than 3 minutes after I finish it I find THE EXACT IMAGE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE.

Internetz lol

What the heck, my sig skills aren't up to par and the joke below refers to a top 5 from long ago. So I humbly request a sig based on whatever impression I leave on you from my posts and whatnot.

I have caught up with my requests and feel like shooping, so I'll get it done in a sec.

SPOON!!

Considering I spent my life living the Tick's philosophy for most of my middle school career, that's SCARY accurate.

Oh who the hell am I kidding? I still yell "I am the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight, get into heaps of trouble from my own obliviousness. Hell, if only Nasa would've listened to me when they mined for water on the moon, the craters would make a giant "CHA."

I guess that's to be expected when your father has the personality of Horatio Caine if he only watched fox news, and your mom's like The Major from Ghost in the Shell, if she went into the civil service.

Can I request someone to help me understand what I'm doing in this infernal program?

See that thing on your left screen when it opens? that is a tool bar. if you have used paint, you would recognize it. So I won;t even begin to answer questions about that


but you would need to be more specific on what you need help with

You want specific? ok.

I want a dark image on a separate layer to blend into the compression and noise from a video frame I took from a video of my street. Once I got it looking good, I'd just drop it into place on the image I made from the video frame. So far I've tried just taking a silhouette, manipulating the size and angles and such to look realistic and use the noise functions that are already installed in the program (ok, so it's GIMP. Sue me.) but nothing seems to fit.
The noise is really the main problem. I can get the figure looking realistic given enough tinkering, but the regular pattern of compression makes the blending the figure in annoying. Along with the typical noise, there are noticeable "blocks" of pixels, which I don't even know how to replicate. I don't know, maybe I won't even have to recreate those, maybe I'm just being a perfectionist like that.

you're using GIMP?

I'm poor and Comcast sends me Cease and Desist letters.

I'm using GIMP right now, also, and the interface really pisses me off. It makes no sense. Thankfully, it's getting overhauled release sometime this year.

The only thing I can't really get over is how layers act. All the actual tools that exist in Photoshop are there (and there are even plugins so you can use the same EXACT plugins) but the layers stuff is just ... it makes me want to stomp on baby turtles. Infuriating.

some once teach me to make a WCW THEMED SIGNATURE

Someone please make me a Bulletstorm signature!

if someone could be so kind I am looking for a new sig, what I am looking for is a dead space themed sig, preferably with isaac in his new suit from dead space 2, but if there are not any good / usable images of that to be found I would be fine with the suit from the first game.

See my signature? It sucks!

But it would be nice if someone could clean it up a bit and make it look nicer looking.

Am I the only person who is saddened by the fact the internet doesn't have a picture of a small monkey suplexing a rabbit?

BONUS: If you put quotation marks around the last 4 words in the previous sentence into google, it is the only time it has ever been mentioned...ever. (At least according to google.)

Hey, if anyone's still taking requests could someone make me a sig with the picture below please? Cheers