The Demon gate thread

Demon Gate · **Posted:** Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:37 pm

Going to my cousins wedding reception in a few hours. I expect to get pissed outta my skull tonight :durnk:

hellomayo · **Joined:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:11 pm **Posts:** 960

Demon Gate wrote:

Going to my cousins wedding reception in a few hours. I expect to get pissed outta my skull tonight :durnk:

And this is why I got banned for thinking you were always drunk. ;-)

Demon Gate · **Posted:** Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:02 pm

Oh shush, I'm sober right now :nyor:

hellomayo · **Joined:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:11 pm **Posts:** 960

Demon Gate wrote:

Oh shush, I'm sober right now :nyor:

Okay, 75% of the time. :teehee:

Demon Gate · **Posted:** Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:45 pm

Rafarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sambuca!!¬!! Holy shit man what a night! Amazing. Chattign shit to mah cousin form England and all l mah trher cosins and shit! OAHAAHh! Besy night ever. Rum rum rrrum and sambucab and all dat shiot!!!

Psycho Gorilla · **Joined:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 am **Posts:** 1953

Demon Gate wrote:

Oh shush, I'm sober right now :nyor:

I'm not.

Also, I figure this is a fine enough thread to mention something I'm way late on:

Back on Memorial Day weekend, my older bro and I went to visit our cousin and her husband in "Chicago (suburb)," both of whom we hate with a fiery passion. The latter mentioned getting lots of bottles of Jameson for his birthday as a gag gift from lots of different people. So we came up with a plan: we were going... TO STEAL THEM. And we did the next night before we left. Those we didn't steal, we drank in front of him, convincing him we'd be good entertainment in getting drunk in front of him, the joke being on him because we both have cast-iron livers and a tolerance for whiskey that would make The Hoff jealous. Or a comrade, either or. So the point was, he had none left when we were through with him. Fuck him.

YutzWagon · **Posted:** Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:01 pm

Psycho Gorilla wrote:

Demon Gate wrote:

Oh shush, I'm sober right now :nyor:

I'm not.

Also, I figure this is a fine enough thread to mention something I'm way late on:

Back on Memorial Day weekend, my older bro and I went to visit our cousin and her husband in "Chicago (suburb)," both of whom we hate with a fiery passion. The latter mentioned getting lots of bottles of Jameson for his birthday as a gag gift from lots of different people. So we came up with a plan: we were going... TO STEAL THEM. And we did the next night before we left. Those we didn't steal, we drank in front of him, convincing him we'd be good entertainment in getting drunk in front of him, the joke being on him because we both have cast-iron livers and a tolerance for whiskey that would make The Hoff jealous. Or a comrade, either or. So the point was, he had none left when we were through with him. Fuck him.

*high-fievs*

MrMulligan · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:42 pm

Psycho Gorilla wrote:

Demon Gate wrote:

Oh shush, I'm sober right now :nyor:

I'm not.

Also, I figure this is a fine enough thread to mention something I'm way late on:

Back on Memorial Day weekend, my older bro and I went to visit our cousin and her husband in "Chicago (suburb)," both of whom we hate with a fiery passion. The latter mentioned getting lots of bottles of Jameson for his birthday as a gag gift from lots of different people. So we came up with a plan: we were going... TO STEAL THEM. And we did the next night before we left. Those we didn't steal, we drank in front of him, convincing him we'd be good entertainment in getting drunk in front of him, the joke being on him because we both have cast-iron livers and a tolerance for whiskey that would make The Hoff jealous. Or a comrade, either or. So the point was, he had none left when we were through with him. Fuck him.

You should be promoted to Villain just because of that story..

Psycho Gorilla · **Joined:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 am **Posts:** 1953

He might not have noticed if we just took 1 or 2 bottles, but the fact that we stuffed our bags with 3 EACH might have been overkill.

And yeah, why am I not a full-blown villain? Like, who the fuck am I henching for, anyway? M. Tyson?

And shit, just imagine if me and Demon Gate joined forces in drinking/fighting/stealing liquor. We'd take over all of Europe within a week.

Demon Gate · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:40 pm

Still hungover from Saturday night. Was my uncles 70th birthday and then we went back to my cousins house, got home at like 5 or 6. Best night ever.

YutzWagon · **Posted:** Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:42 pm

Apple pie is delicious.
Apple cider, apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and everclear.

if you do it right you don't even get the burn of the alcohol. It's really good warm, especially on chilly nights.

also, I made a rum and coke the right way so it was good this time.

Koari · **Posted:** Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:04 pm

YutzWagon wrote:

Apple pie is delicious.
Apple cider, apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and everclear.

if you do it right you don't even get the burn of the alcohol. It's really good warm, especially on chilly nights.

also, I made a rum and coke the right way so it was good this time.

So jealous

Psycho Gorilla · **Joined:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 am **Posts:** 1953

Come this weekend, I'm breaking out the absinthe again. The good shit, the 120 proof shit. Should be a good time. Legalized in the US once again since 2004!

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:29 am

Psycho Gorilla wrote:

Come this weekend, I'm breaking out the absinthe again. The good shit, the 120 proof shit. Should be a good time. Legalized in the US once again since 2004!

That's not the hallucinogenic wormwood stuff, is it? I thought that still is illegal.

Protip: Drink fake absinthe then immediately intake salvia (not a Schedule I controlled substance in Ohio.. yet) to experience effects of real absinthe.

Demon Gate · **Posted:** Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:39 pm

Haven't drank in ages cause I'm in the middle of switching medication. With the way things are atm though I'd love to go get hammered right now.

Psycho Gorilla · **Joined:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 am **Posts:** 1953

Danimal Collective wrote:

Psycho Gorilla wrote:

Come this weekend, I'm breaking out the absinthe again. The good shit, the 120 proof shit. Should be a good time. Legalized in the US once again since 2004!

That's not the hallucinogenic wormwood stuff, is it? I thought that still is illegal.

Protip: Drink fake absinthe then immediately intake salvia (not a Schedule I controlled substance in Ohio.. yet) to experience effects of real absinthe.

Yeah, the real, true 100 percent "true" version is still illegal. I'll have to give that a try, though...

Koari · **Posted:** Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:46 pm

My brother in law gave me the task of providing Whiskey to bring for Thanksgiving. He said any kind will do. But instead of going out and buying it, my dad let me look through his liquor cabinet. I found a Canadian Whiskey, Seagram's VO. It came with a sample bottle, so I was searching my room for my shot glasses. I was searching for the one I got in Barcelona, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Eventually I was like, "Fuck it, Vegas it is."

It's not bad btw

Psycho Gorilla · **Joined:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 am **Posts:** 1953

BANNED?!

Why do all my faves always get cut down? Mr. Black and Danimal are doomed!

Koari · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:12 am

This thread should be immortalized as tribute

Psycho Gorilla wrote:

BANNED?!

No, he left the internet. Forever :cry:

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