Hello my name is Hideo Kojima and I have found the Fountain of Youth. Many have asked my secrets of looking so young and I am here to announce them to the public. I call my method the "Mega64 Method." The first thing I do is buy a Mega64 shirt, any will do. Next I wear it for at least 6 hours, this infuses is with my own energy. Then I take it off and boil for many hours until the fibers break down. These fibers are added to a protein shake which I drink every morning for strength. I sit for three hours to wait for the shake to take effect. First my back starts to bend and my spine grows spikes that tear through my skin. Hair grows all over my body and my muscles engorge with the full power of the Mega64. When I have fully transformed into this new werewolf vessel I begin my hunt, I must feast in this form for the full effect of youth to invigorate my being.

What am I hunting for?

bbatman u r under arrjest 4 smokin 8|

Looked at the title and thought "Yea, OtakuDad thread"

Good job.

this thread is a megafail

well played

rebuttal:
shit in your hands and rub it in both of your eyes and put it in your mouth and grind it up in your teeth and get horrible pink eye in both eyes

how about you go pay a hobo 25 cents for his dick cheese and have a hooker with AIDS, Gonorrhea and Chlamydia take a dump, then mix it with the hobo's dick cheese and rub it all over your face.....

i respect you a lot for that right now and i'm not even being facetious or anything

well played