(If you don't know how to do this, you'll catch on soon.)

Once upon a time there was an angsty Frog named Lamar.

He got his ass kicked by this guy named Darkseid and was forced to write anime reviews for him.

Then suddenly Jawshy.

But then was saved by a magical fairy named Ricardo.

(people who saw my posts in the SA story thread last year should know of my long posts)

Ricardo was shot down by a kitten in a giant cyborg suit. Suddenly, in a bakery, Spider-Man, Captain America, Wolverine, and Batman were sitting in a bakery, eating pie. Suddenly, Captain America notices Lamar running to them (while writing an anime review) and they realize that the only way the giant cyborg suited kitten can be destroyed is with Captain America's shield. Sadly, Captain America didn't want to get pie filling on his shield, so he left it in his apartment. So the five get in Spider-Man's car to drive to Cap's apartment. Along the way they meet Jawshy, who....