I may not live forever... but I'll die trying.

A friend of mine has a great way to get into an opponents head.

Person A says: "Your face..." (then that person touches a random place on their face to make it look like they have something on it.)

Person B asks: Why? what's wrong with it?

Person A replies: "I don't like it."

Jayne's a girls name

Costume design is going smoothly. With some more cuts and touches, a ninja will strike come Halloween.

I refuse to bath because bathing is for WIMPS!!!!... also I can't let my level 52 paladin go unattended.

we invented basketball
and good beer....
eh

Nothing that came out of Japan was even slightly as twisted as Wisdom Tree's bizarre 8-bit take on God:

* 21 And she completed the stage with a great gnashing of teeth; and she rent her garments and poured ashes over her hair, saying
* 22 "Forgive me, great and terrible YHWH, for I have accidentally tossed baby Moses into the Euphrates, and lo, he did vanish off the bottom of the screen."
* 23 And the LORD saw her anguish and pitied her, and the sky turned as pitch, and the NES system font appeared on the screen.
* 24 "Why dost thou weep so, Egyptian nursemaid? Buck thee up, for I AM bids thee go to the next level regardless."
* 25 And she did begin the second stage with the infant in hand, and in her heart she was glad.
* 26 Then a big-ass spider did knock her into a pit.

the best way to make toast first requires you to get a rope and a helicopter, then you tie one end of the rope to the bottom of the helicopter and tie the other end to a loaf of bread. then you fly the helicopter to an active volcano and hover above it til the bread toasts, then you fly back home and enjoy breakfast!