The Demon gate thread

Demon Gate · **Posted:** Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:31 pm

Psycho Gorilla wrote:

I could make a joke about Demon Gate being drunk and Irish here without fear of repercussion.

Go ahead

Psycho Gorilla · **Joined:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 am **Posts:** 1952

Okay.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by Irishmen?

- Bartender.

M-Dizzle · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:56 pm

I

college

Swordfish00830 · **Posted:** Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:14 pm

M-Dizzle wrote:

I

college

TOGA! TOGA!

JasperValentine91 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:41 pm

Imagine if I hadn't been drunk

Demon Gate · **Posted:** Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:30 pm

BBen a whiole since I visited this thread. considerably drunk right noe obviously I;d say but in such a great fuckin' mood!!! :durnk:

[Not So] Jolly Roger · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:00 am

Swordfish00830 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:58 pm

This may or may not count I still have the alcohol from what I was drinking last night in my system. I have to give prop's to Daigo last night he was crowned our sites new drinking champ he held his own. :yo:

M-Dizzle · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:46 pm

Thirsty Thursday...

nomad · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:55 pm

man, its been a while since i last visited this thread...I still have a massive hangover from last night, I downed like 3 liters of beer...the 7% alcohol kind. then...took a shot of white rhum..god damnit...no wonder people always say beer on top.

BoboTheMonkey · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:14 pm

I do say, dear chaps, I have become quite perplexed as of late as to how my cranium is filling up with much nonsense after consuming a conciderable quanity of alcoholic beverages over a rather short period of time. I do fear that posting while in my intoxicated state may have a negative effect on my punctuation and grammer skills. I am not entireley sure, but I believe I engaged in a sexual act with what I believed to be a male trying to pass him/herself off as a member of the opposite sex...at first, I was displeased at the result of my discovery, but after a few more alcoholic beverages, I decided to overlook said obstruction and proceed.

It is more than likely that I shall wake up in the early hours of tomorrow morning not feeling entirely happy with myself, but I'm sure that a jolly bowl of porridge and a shower set to a lower than average temperature shall raise my spirits up and hopefully the memories of the preceeding events will be long forgotten.

Thank you for your time, and goodnight.

Yours Faithfully
Sir BoboTheMonkey III Esq.

nomad · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:22 pm

it has come to my thought that your state of intoxication Bobo sir, arithmetically heightens your awe factor...cheerio old chap!

Furia · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:24 pm

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Fyodoror · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:06 pm

Furia is saturating the boards with that pic.

I don't know why.... But it's starting to freak me out.

Awesome the Hedgehog · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:15 pm

BoboTheMonkey wrote:

conciderable, quanity, grammer, entireley, preceeding.

Fucking drunk.

Link · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:35 pm

Fyodoror wrote:

Furia is saturating the boards with that pic.

I don't know why.... But it's starting to freak me out.

Psst... Furia, no more abusing that photo as "Quote & Reply w/Photo" method. It's considered spamming.

Fyodoror · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:34 pm

In my head there is an alternate universe.

My Brain wrote:

It is the year 2009 and the world is ruled by a global elite, with it's phony money system.

The people think that they are a part of the state, of the fatherland. But in reality the state is just a work camp ruled by the elite.

The innocent people, born onto the system are subjected to mere production lifestock and unnkonwingly are maintaining the system. The citizens that are too sick or old to maintain the system are medicated by alcohol, drugs and mindnumbing entertainment. The citizens who criticize or oppose the system are shown in a questionable light through the use of the media, or are judged as terrorists and sent to prison camps or if needed, exterminated from the face of the earth.

The global elite spawns competition and panic of survival amongst the people. The people work themselves to oblivion in the society created by the elite, gaining the elite massve income.

Only the elite are healthy in this sick society, where community is disbanded and neighbours have become enemies.

All this and it's fathers day on sunday.... man, I gotta sharpen up! :teehee:

nomad · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:34 pm

Fyodoror wrote:

In my head there is an alternate universe.

My Brain wrote:

It is the year 2009 and the world is ruled by a global elite, with it's phony money system.

The people think that they are a part of the state, of the fatherland. But in reality the state is just a work camp ruled by the elite.

The innocent people, born onto the system are subjected to mere production lifestock and unnkonwingly are maintaining the system. The citizens that are too sick or old to maintain the system are medicated by alcohol, drugs and mindnumbing entertainment. The citizens who criticize or oppose the system are shown in a questionable light through the use of the media, or are judged as terrorists and sent to prison camps or if needed, exterminated from the face of the earth.

The global elite spawns competition and panic of survival amongst the people. The people work themselves to oblivion in the society created by the elite, gaining the elite massve income.

Only the elite are healthy in this sick society, where community is disbanded and neighbours have become enemies.

All this and it's fathers day on sunday.... man, I gotta sharpen up! :teehee:

dude you're ridiculously drunk...layoff the booze before your head explodes...

BoboTheMonkey · **Posted:** Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:50 am

Awesome the Hedgehog wrote:

BoboTheMonkey wrote:

conciderable, quanity, grammer, entireley, preceeding.

Fucking drunk.

Yea, because that was totally intentional :err:

[Not So] Jolly Roger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:27 am

I just spent the night talking to girls and having fun drunkenly... and then i started talking to this one girl.... i was saying things along the lines of "Hey how you dong" and it turned into a brawl... one in which i cut two guys to the point where they were bleeding everywhere... and when i was ready to end it and finish the fight one of the dudes (who i had beat the shit outta of) friend jumped up and caught me in the eye and pushed me over the edge... i was swinging on EVERYONE... and i made 4 people bleed and made the kids that started mess stay in the house and ask that i was retrained before they came out.. lol ya shit wa nutz... i left and they stayed in the house...

Ima get that Jona Hill looking fat fuck that hit me in the eye real soon... revenge is awesome!!

Oh and vote for Jolly Roger for Henchmen of the Year!!

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