Circle Jerk Tuesday: ZombiesAteMyDog

Sollah · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:20 pm

ZombiesAteMyDog wrote:

Nicknames: Doc , J

Online Aliases: Bigdoc675, Cat, TheGuy, zombiesatemydog

Age: 28

Gender: Male

Location: Cave city KY but my heart is still in chi town - damn you chicago and your outrageous cost of living !

Occupation: its the pizza dude !

Area of Expertise: Zombies, zombies, and more zombies.

Hobbies: games, zombie movies, collecting shitty old B movies

Favorite Quote: "yea , they're dead, they're all messed up"

Favorite Food: Italian beef sandwich with hot Giardiniera

Favorite kind of music: Rock / classic rock / oldies

Favorite Book: napalm and silly putty

Favorite Movie: Night of the living dead / the great escape / star wars

Favorite Game Resident evil ( psx )

Favorite Website: TGH or allthingszombie.com

Most frightened of: getting seriously ill and not having adequate insurance or the money to pay for it.

Most Embarrassing Moment: pants falling down in a packed gas station parking lot when I was stone blind staggering drunk.

Happiest Moment: convincing my mom to let me keep "browner" my chihuahua wire hair terrier mix.

A Vivid Childhood Memory: me and my brother going through the upstairs back porch snooping through X mas presents and finding out we were getting a NES for xmas the first year they were out.

Your "good deed" of the century: volunteering at a work shop for mentally handicapped folks who wanted a job, most rewarding thing I have EVER done by far.

Guilty Pleasure(s): Pogo, country music, big brother

If you had 1 wish, what would it be and why?: to be a kid again and do it all the same again , because shit was so much simpler pre 20 .

When refilling your toilet paper, do you prefer it over or under?: Toilet paper is for sissies real men use pine cones ! but over, always over .

Would be voted "Most Likely to": set something bigger then a goat but smaller then building on fire

What color are most of your socks? white

What would be the title of a tell-all book about you? "what the fuck was this guy thinking - the life and times of Zombiesatemydog"

What do you spend too much time doing? driving, playing games.

Most treasured possession: signed walter payton jersey

What's always on your grocery list?: brats

The thing you like best about yourself: my sarcasm

What should never be discussed in polite company (if anything)?: nothing, nothing is off limits with me, i will talk about anything, anywhere, anytime.

Favorite hero: George Carlin - my personal hero

Favorite Forum thread at Thegameheroes.com, this very moment: I love them all equally picking favorites isn't fair ( but anything in why so serious or amazing entertainment )

If you were to have a plate in your head, which metal would you choose and why?: platinum , can dig that sucker out and pawn it in a pinch.

Cake or pie? cheesecake

What was your first console? atari 2600

Nerdiest Moment? bringing a realistic light saber replica to see the original star wars when it re played at theaters in the mid 90s

If you were were a superhero/villain, which member of the forum would you choose to be your sidekick/henchman, or vise versa? villain and henchman would be Danimal Collective - chicago represent.

If you were playing a tabletop RPG, who would you pick to be your DM? (You can pick ANYONE) ALF

Any final thoughts before this wraps up? yea , shouldn't this question be last or next to last?

Favorite booze?: Old Style beer

Favorite console?: SNES / PSX - cant choose between them

Favorite comic?: the walking dead

Favorite anime?: dont watch anime at all so ill say futurama

Favorite manga:? never read any !

Favorite character? Barry Burton

Favorite dance? the zoidberg

Favorite forum? TGH or http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums

Favorite member? this guy -> :zombie:

Favorite Song? Tomorrow - OzzY

Favorite band? OzzY osbourne / black label society / the grass roots

Favorite salutation? sup

Favorite Rank? Who you gonna call?

Banana hammock? raspberry beret

Favorite skank? katey perry I guess? what a odd question

Favorite bank? Kevon McTarnigal - Halas

Favorite tank? Seeatee - my old warrior in EQ

Favorite wank? thats what she said

Favorite yank? Yank

Favorite hank? Hank ( henry ) rollins

Any last words to wrap up this abomination of a member spotlight? - here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.” - George Carlin

:zombie:

nosebleed · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:26 pm

You dig Herschell Gordon Lewis?

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:38 pm

Who makes your favorite deep-dish? Lou Malnati's, Uno's, My Pi, Gino's East, Giordano's, ect.?

Who makes your favorite Italian beef?

YutzWagon · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:51 pm

I loved Chicago.. some nice Greek food there along with the typical Italian stuff and hotdogs.

mscupcakes · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:53 pm

Did your dog become a zombie afterward?

BoboTheMonkey · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:02 pm

Zeke or Julie?

YutzWagon · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:04 pm

mscupcakes wrote:

Did your dog become a zombie afterward?

It depends on what kind of zombie they were. Solanum (zombisim virus) kills all other living creatures, headcrab zombies wouldn't leave much of a corpse, voodoo zombies aren't even undead, necromantic zombies do not pass the enchantment along... but if it was a non-descript Hollywood zombie, then old rover would need a bullet through his half-eaten head.

Wow, I am such a fuckin' nerd...

ZombiesAteMyDog · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:55 pm

nosebleed wrote:

You dig Herschell Gordon Lewis?

yes sir.

Danimal Collective wrote:

Who makes your favorite deep-dish? Lou Malnati's, Uno's, My Pi, Gino's East, Giordano's, ect.?

Who makes your favorite Italian beef?

Ginos East sausage patty pizza x_x

Al's #1 or Mr beef but really I am not picky when it comes to my beef !

YutzWagon wrote:

I loved Chicago.. some nice Greek food there along with the typical Italian stuff and hotdogs.

greek food is the win too, love me some saganaki , fire + cheese = pure win.

mscupcakes wrote:

Did your dog become a zombie afterward?

I wish , damn zombie ate all but the bones so there was nothing left of him ! I could deal with a zombie dog ....

BoboTheMonkey wrote:

Zeke or Julie?

zeke all the way, 3D glasses FTW !

YutzWagon wrote:

mscupcakes wrote:

Did your dog become a zombie afterward?

It depends on what kind of zombie they were. Solanum (zombisim virus) kills all other living creatures, headcrab zombies wouldn't leave much of a corpse, voodoo zombies aren't even undead, necromantic zombies do not pass the enchantment along... but if it was a non-descript Hollywood zombie, then old rover would need a bullet through his half-eaten head.

Wow, I am such a fuckin' nerd...

nerds rule the world !

some animals can become zombies , there are a few movies that show animal zombies such as resident evil, and the guy in Special Dead also mentions a zombie horse and a few others I cant think of off the top of my head.

according to the zombie survival guide by max brooks ( awesome book ) the zombies can tell the difference between humans and animals and generally leave animals alone and that most animals will die before the infection sets in.

conflicting reports abound !

woot im a nerd too now ! :rabbid:

Gunfanic · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:26 pm

Would you kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy?

In your opinion, what's the best weapon against Zombies?

oneshotfinch · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:35 pm

Running zombies or slow zombies?

Would Billy Mays be the most powerful zombie of them all?

ZombiesAteMyDog · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:37 pm

Gunfanic wrote:

Would you kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy?

In your opinion, what's the best weapon against Zombies?

sure why not, I like it rough.

probably a machete , not too short, not too long, easy to wield, doesn't run out of ammo.

:zombie:

ZombiesAteMyDog · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:40 pm

oneshotfinch wrote:

Running zombies or slow zombies?

Would Billy Mays be the most powerful zombie of them all?

slow , slow, and even slower ! running zombies are ok for like 1 in every 10 movies.

yes, yes he would , billy mays zombie would be fucking epic

" HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR UNLIFE, STEP RIGHT UP AND GET BITTEN ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99 BUT IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER AND BITE YOU TWICE AND KNOCK OFF THE FINAL PAYMENT"

:zombie:

mscupcakes · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:45 pm

Your sig confuses me...
Does this mean that Zoidberg is a... ZOMBIE?! (or multiple zombies) :rabbid:

Kaiserhawk · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:28 pm

If zombie ate your dog, what happened to the cat?

Koari · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:59 pm

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke-a-bitch?

Maybe we can group up in EQC and raid Estate of Unrest. How's that sound?

nosebleed · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:04 pm

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Maybe we can group up in EQC and raid Estate of Unrest. How's that sound?

If it ever goes live. :-(

Koari · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:06 pm

nosebleed wrote:

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Maybe we can group up in EQC and raid Estate of Unrest. How's that sound?

If it ever goes live. :-(

...yeah

ZombiesAteMyDog · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:03 pm

mscupcakes wrote:

Your sig confuses me...
Does this mean that Zoidberg is a... ZOMBIE?! (or multiple zombies) :rabbid:

no, everyone knows lobsters turn into vampires not zombies duh.

plus I love me some zoidberg, almost as much as zombies so I had to work him in there somehow.

Kaiserhawk wrote:

If zombie ate your dog, what happened to the cat?

why do you think the dog got eaten? the cat fed the dog to the zombie so it could make its get away.

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke-a-bitch?

Maybe we can group up in EQC and raid Estate of Unrest. How's that sound?

first thought - does wayne brady still get work? - second thought - he might choke a bitch if he means getting some work.

and damn straight we are gonna have to group up in EQC, nosebleed too, what classes you all gonna roll?

nosebleed wrote:

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Maybe we can group up in EQC and raid Estate of Unrest. How's that sound?

If it ever goes live. :-(

when it goes live...... I hope :cry:

Koari · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:15 pm

ZombiesAteMyDog wrote:

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Maybe we can group up in EQC and raid Estate of Unrest. How's that sound?

and damn straight we are gonna have to group up in EQC, nosebleed too, what classes you all gonna roll?

Oh, you know

Druid (WE)
Paladin (HU)
Warrior (TR)
Necromancer (HU)
Monk (HU)
Cleric (DW)
Shaman (BR)
Wizard (GN)

All in that order. Can you handle it?

ZombiesAteMyDog · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:18 pm

good deal, I am either going ogre warrior or gnome mage first !

:zombie:

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