Circle Jerk Tuesday: Danimal Collective

Sollah · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:32 am

Danimal Collective wrote:

Nicknames: The Danimal, The Manimal, Dummy

Online Aliases: Danimal Collective, Sir Cumcision, Col. Angus

Age: 21

Gender: %100 Grade “A” American male, baby! *suggestive growl*

Location: Chi-Town! :yuush:

Occupation: Student, Security Guard, Pizza boy

Area of Expertise: History, politics

Hobbies: Record collecting, canoeing, and, oh yeah, VIDEO GAMES :innocentsmile:

Favorite Quote: "My whole body is an engine. This is a fireplug [makes a fist] ... and I'm gonna light him up." ~ From Over The Top :yuush:

Favorite Food: Lou Malnati’s deep dish sausage pizza… with butter crust :nomnom:

Favorite kind of music: Alternative rock and underground hip-hop :yo:

Favorite Book: With the Old Breed ~ E.B. Sledge

Favorite Movie: The Thing

Favorite Game: Super Mario RPG

Favorite Website: theinternetisterrible.com (not for the easily offended)

Most frightened of: anything happening to my “kibbles n’ bits,” if ya catch my drift

Most Embarrassing Moment: Seeing somebody wave in your direction, only to wave back and realize they were waving to the person behind you :rabbid:

...

Happiest Moment: The day I discovered free internet porn :-)

A Vivid Childhood Memory: My dog stealing my bratwurst out of the bun and while chasing her, she flanked me and got the bun too.

Your "good deed" of the century: Giving a stranger the Heimlich at Arby’s a few years ago

Guilty Pleasure(s): …. Pokemon Yellow :shy:

If you had 1 wish, what would it be and why?: Bacon ice cream

When refilling your toilet paper, do you prefer it over or under?: I prefer to leave the roll on top of the toilet tank, free of any restricting overbearing holder! Free your toilet paper! :yuush:

Would be voted "Most Likely to": Owe a lot of money to a casino someday :-(

What color are most of your socks? white

What would be the title of a tell-all book about you? “The Only Reason I’m Here is ‘Cause of the Buffet”: The Danimal Collective Story :dowant:

What do you spend too much time doing? Hanging out with buddies, usually playing video games

Most treasured possession: My grandfather’s dog tags from when he served in the Korean War

What's always on your grocery list?: Cigars :high:

The thing you like best about yourself: My control over my eyebrows ;-)

What should never be discussed in polite company (if anything)?: Everything is fair game... except talking sex with your dad *awkward* :skerd:

Favorite hero: Indiana Jones… pre Crystal Skull :meh:

Favorite Forum thread at Thegameheroes.com, this very moment: “Let’s Play: Add to the Picture”

If you were to have a plate in your head, which metal would you choose and why?: I would pick Heavy Metal, because cartoon boobies rock :-D

Cake or pie? pie

What was your first console? Nintendo Entertainment System :love:

Nerdiest Moment? Geeking out over comedy with Zach Galifianakis when I went to dinner with him a couple years ago :rabbid:

If you were were a superhero/villain, which member of the forum would you choose to be your sidekick/henchman, or vise versa? Luigithehomie1991, we seem to be on the same wavelength.

If you were playing a tabletop RPG, who would you pick to be your DM? (You can pick ANYONE): Morgan Freeman, his voice is heavenly :nyor:

Any final thoughts before this wraps up?: Zombies are coming people! Prepare! *gun-cocking noise* :zombie:

Favorite booze?: Miller Lite

Favorite console?: NES

Favorite comic?: Watchmen :-)

Favorite anime?: Meh, not really a fan, but DBZ was pretty tight back in the day, so was Cowboy Bebop.

Favorite manga:? I’ve never read a manga in my life :phew:

Favorite character? “The Man With No Name”

Favorite dance? The Humpty Dance… or maybe the Lean Back (easiest dance ever!)

Favorite forum? The Game Heroes Podcast

Favorite member? Kaiserhawk

Favorite Song? “Golden Age” ~ TV on the Radio

Favorite band? Talking Heads

Favorite salutation? You gonna eat that? :nomnom:

Favorite Rank? “Smells Like the Foot”

Banana hammock? Nope, keep popping out of ‘em O_o

Favorite skank? Mila Kunis :-D

Favorite bank? Hahaha… none :meh:

Favorite tank? The one in Goldeneye

Favorite wank?

Favorite yank? Tom Hanks is a great yank :rabbid:

Favorite hank? Aaron

Any last words to wrap up this abomination of a member spotlight? "Stay in drugs, drink your school, and don’t do milk!"

mscupcakes · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:36 am

What does SHE do? ;-)

Mamba · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:52 am

How do you plead?

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:02 pm

mscupcakes wrote:

What does SHE do? ;-)

I believe a better question would be what doesn't she do... and that answer to that would be, love me. :cry:

Mamba wrote:

How do you plead?

on my knees usually... hey, get your mind out of the gutter!

nosebleed · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:46 pm

Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?

mscupcakes · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:07 pm

Ooh I'm sorry, the correct answer to my question was "Bangs"
Better Luck next time

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:35 pm

mscupcakes wrote:

Ooh I'm sorry, the correct answer to my question was "Bangs"
Better Luck next time

.... I should have never introduced you to William Hung

Lucrious · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:45 pm

Where are the wild things?

nosebleed · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:10 pm

nosebleed wrote:

Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:40 pm

nosebleed wrote:

Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?

I dunno but I do have a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.... wait, we didn't have any chocolate pudding... :shy:

Optimus Lucrious wrote:

Where are the wild things?

Guido Beach, New Jersey

Lady Zanthia · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:26 am

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:07 am

Lady Zanthia wrote:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African or European swallow?

Lucrious · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:25 am

If Iron Man and Alex Mercer from Prototype teamed up to make a military super team which two villains would you send to combat them?

Gunfanic · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:31 am

How did the dinosaurs die out?

Who would win in a fight? Freddy or Jason?

Koari · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:01 am

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke-a-bitch?

So I herd u liek

mudkipz?

Mr Black · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:57 am

Don't you hate pants?

Who was the Better Batman: Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney or Christian Bale?

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:34 pm

Optimus Lucrious wrote:

If Iron Man and Alex Mercer from Prototype teamed up to make a military super team which two villains would you send to combat them?

Only the two greatest villains of all time, Lo Pan and Pennywise!

Gunfanic wrote:

How did the dinosaurs die out?

Who would win in a fight? Freddy or Jason?

They died out because they moved away their founding base principles, became reactionary and blindly obstructive, and began to kowtowing to the radical fringe rather than accepting a more popular moderate stance... oh wait, that's the Republicans... meh, same thing.

I believe Jason Statham would win in a fight between him and Freddy Mercury

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke-a-bitch?

So I herd u liek

mudkipz?

Depends, is that bitch droppin bills like Planned Parenthood be droppin babies?

I liek

it, I don't hate it.

Mr Black wrote:

Don't you hate pants?

Who was the Better Batman: Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney or Christian Bale?

My hate for pants is equal to my love for the Canyonero, it smells like a steak and it seats thirty-five.... although, the unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.

The best Batmans go in order from greatest to worst: Michael Keaton, Christian Bale, Adam West, George Clooney, Val Kilmer

Fyodoror · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:06 pm

Danimal Collective wrote:

What's always on your grocery list?: Cigars :high:

Nerdiest Moment? Geeking out over comedy with Zach Galifianakis when I went to dinner with him a couple years ago :rabbid:

So what's the deal with blunt wraps there? I heard that flavored tobacco products are now illegal. Like fruit swishers and juicy blunt wraps are a no go because the sweet taste is supposed to be marketing for children. Or did I just misread something?

And holy shit! You met Zach?! Can I touch you?

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:00 pm

Fyodoror wrote:

Danimal Collective wrote:

What's always on your grocery list?: Cigars :high:

Nerdiest Moment? Geeking out over comedy with Zach Galifianakis when I went to dinner with him a couple years ago :rabbid:

So what's the deal with blunt wraps there? I heard that flavored tobacco products are now illegal. Like fruit swishers and juicy blunt wraps are a no go because the sweet taste is supposed to be marketing for children. Or did I just misread something?

And holy shit! You met Zach?! Can I touch you?

Naw, you can still get flavored tobacco by me. Salvia is illegal in Illinois now.... but not in Texas :-D

. I like a good La Aurora or Los Blancos or my sister gets boxes of Cubans for me when she goes to Nicaragua. A nice medium blend CAO is good too. Of course, if you want a just a blunt wrap for... lets say, other purposes.... Phillies are still the best.

And yes you can touch me. I used to be part of the Comedy Mainstage Programming Committee at WIU. We brought in Zach for a show and went out to dinner. Eventually when I became head of the Comedy Committee, we brought people like Todd Barry, Bill Burr, and Brian Posehn. I tried to get Eugene Mirman and Maria Bamford, but that fell through :shy:

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