Post subject: Circle Jerk Friday: Danimal Collective
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:44 am
Defending Our Planet... One Race at a Time
Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 12:35 am Posts: 2314 Location: Augusta, ME
Danimal Collective wrote:
Nicknames: The Manimal, Jerk Face, DJ Wide Load
Online Aliases: Ashton Kutcher
Age: 23
Gender: I is 100% ma-male
Location: Bed
Occupation: Construction Worker/Substitute Teacher/Applier for real teaching jobs
Area of Expertise: History, Politics, and anything that has to do with Pac-Mans
Hobbies: vijya gaymes
Favorite Quote: "Beam me up, pant size" ~ Kirstie Alley in Star Trek II
Favorite Food: Deep dish Lou Malnati's sausage pizza with butter crust
Favorite kind of music: Music that allows me to do my patented dance move... "The White Tornado"
Favorite Book: Catch-22
Favorite Movie: It's a draw... The Thing or The Road Warrior
Favorite Game(s): Super Mario RPG, Majora's Mask, North and South, Metal Storm, Mario 3, Yoshi's Island, Uncharted 2, Little Nemo, Mega Man 2, Red Dead Redemption, Shadow of the Colossus, Platoon, Kirby's Blockball, and I'm sure there are some others... but I'm far too lazy to think of them
Favorite Website: That one where the rabbit chases your mouse cursor
Most frightened of: Stuff happening to my junk... even more so these days
Most Embarrassing Moment: My dog jumping up and accidentally ripping my athletic shorts down while I was talking to the mailman... I was going commando that day
Happiest Moment: The day I found a 110$ in a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in a year!
A Vivid Childhood Memory: Picking apples in Door County, WI
Your "good deed" of the century: Giving the Heimlich to a stranger at Arby's about 5 years ago
Guilty Pleasure(s): Things that local authorities would be very curious about....
If you had 1 wish, what would it be and why?: Time machine so I can live out Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
When refilling your toilet paper, do you prefer it over or under?: I only poop in the shower to save time, so this question doesn't apply
Would be voted "Most Likely to...": owe somebody a lot of money
What color are most of your socks?: stained
What would be the title of a tell-all book about you?: "I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing": the Life and Times of an American Treasure
What do you spend too much time doing?: Work then gym then friends then internets
Most treasured possession: My grandfather's dog tags from the Korean War
What's always on your grocery list?: Hummus
The thing you like best about yourself: my butt... you can bounce a quarter off that thing and get change back!
The thing you like least about yourself: my tendency to procrastinate
What should never be discussed in polite company (if anything)?: The Holocaust... unless it's a really really really funny anecdote about it.
Favorite hero (Fictional or Factual): The Man with No Name
Favorite villain (Fictional or Factual): Anton Chigurh
Favorite forum thread at Thegameheroes.com, this very moment: The one about video games
If you were to have a plate in your head, which metal would you choose and why?: Gallium because it would be hilarious
Cake or pie?: neither, I'm on a diet, thank you very much
What was your first console?: NES
Your first game for that first console?: Mario 3
Nerdiest moment: Geeking out about comedy with Zach Galifianakis when I went to dinner with him in college like 4 or 5 years ago.
If you were a villain, which member of the forum would you choose to be your henchman, or vise versa?: Whoever I could blackmail the easiest so they'd do my bidding without hesitation or question... so probably Demon Gate
If you were playing a tabletop RPG, who would you pick to be your DM?: John Rhys-Davies but only if he dressed like a sexy Gimli
If you were one of Dr. Wily's Master Robots, which one would you be and why?: fuck, really? I'm not creative enough for this one... um, I'd be Mellow Man and just let Mega Man maybe chill out and watch some M*A*S*H with me for a bit if wanted too before he moved on because fuck it.
Any final thoughts before this wraps up?: You know who's pretty good at wrapping things up? MY MOM!!!!!
MOAR FAVORITES
Favorite booze: Rolling Rock
Favorite console: NES
Favorite comic: Watchmen or We3
Favorite anime: That one the Simpsons watched when they went to Japan
Favorite manga: A what now?
Favorite character: TV's Frank
Favorite dance: The one that makes your booty go *clap*
Favorite forum: This'n
Favorite member: K to the aiser, H to the awk
Favorite song: Gloria ~ Patti Smith
Favorite band: Talking Heads
Favorite podcast: Comedy Death Ray... or Comedy Bang Bang or whatever it's called now
Favorite salutation: 'sup n-words
Favorite (forum) rank: mine
Favorite skank: mscupcakes (HA! Back at ya baby cakes! What you gonna do? Cry? Well, go ahead!)
Favorite bank:
Favorite tank:
Favorite wank: The one I did just before typing this... HIGH OH!
Favorite yank: I'm not even going to dignify this with a response.... but it is Nicholas Cage
Favorite Hank: @ 1:12
Any last words to wrap up this abomination of a member spotlight? Oh for Je- just end this thing already! Gawd!
Don't forget to ask Danimal Collective any additional questions you may have here in the thread! Or to sign up for your own Circle Jerk here if you haven't already!
_________________ Thanks to Kakeh for the sweet sig! "TriforceCaptre", 2001-2009. You had a good run old name, RIP.
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What's the one thing you want to do before you die?
What's your greatest accomplishment to date?
Me and you...sexytiems?
Danimal Collective wrote:
The thing you like best about yourself: my butt... you can bounce a quarter off that thing and get change back!
Danimal Collective wrote:
If you were a villain, which member of the forum would you choose to be your henchman, or vise versa?: Whoever I could blackmail the easiest so they'd do my bidding without hesitation or question... so probably Demon Gate
Man, you know you don't need to blackmail me to do things for you. I'm a whore.
Post subject: Re: Circle Jerk Friday: Danimal Collective
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:16 pm
Ready to get this paper, G, you with me?
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:28 am Posts: 3987 Location: Chicagoland
The Red Clover wrote:
Which video game world would you like to live in?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Well, how did I get here?
I would live in the world of Mappyland because all the cops are mice therefore I could do whatever I want. What the fuck is a mouse going to do a full grown human man with size 13 feet? I'd be unstoppable as I laid waste to their world and made myself king.
Depends if by wood you mean penises... because then I believe that would be illegal to participate in or watch in nearly every state except Washington and maybe parts of Alabama.
On the Road to Nowhere
Mr Black wrote:
Don't you hate pants?
Only button flys. Button flys when you're drunk are a one-way ticket to embarrassment. You can tell people you spilled beer on your crotch, but then the inevitable question of "why does that 'beer' smell like urine" comes up, that usually harshes your buzz.
Demon Gate wrote:
What's the one thing you want to do before you die?
What's your greatest accomplishment to date?
Me and you...sexytiems?
Right before I die, I want to realize that parachuting without a parachute wasn't a good idea.
My greatest accomplishment to date was probably driving my van through downtown Miami and while I was driving, I was standing up out of the sun roof, steering with my feet, hitting the gas with a stick, blasting the Miami Vice theme song on cassette, and making it rain with dollar bills. I was the coolest person in the world for 30 seconds.
Of course! If not, then what ammunition would I have for blackmail? Now, bend over!
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