Fucking mouthbreathers

Koari · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:56 pm

Why do they always have to appear at the worst of times, breathing loudly onto my neck. You have a perfectly good nose, use it and get some clean air into your lungs.

Sollah · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:10 am

Why are people breathing down your neck in the first place?

Koari · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:14 am

Because they are looking over my shoulder at my children's card. It's irritating when I'm in the middle of a duel

Sollah · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:19 am

Man when I'm playing poker it's just rude to look over someone's shoulder, even if you're just a spectator.

Kakeh · **Joined:** Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:28 pm **Posts:** 941

yeah. they are annoying. Like if you're in a packed elevator. They breath hard and you feel their atrocious grime on your neck. It makes me wanna turn around and punch them in the nose

Swordfish00830 · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:41 am

I thought you liked the feel of someones soft breathe on your neck Koari.

Fyodoror · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:20 am

It's surprising how many mouthbreathers you meet in customer service jobs. Sometimes when i've had a bad day, I feel some fucking creepy dude way too close to me behind me breathing like they've just ran a marathon. That's when I get that "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" feeling. If some time in the future you think to yorself "I wonder what happened to Fyodoror, he hasn't posted in a while" most likely i've stabbed some mouthbreating creep in the face and am now in jail.

So yeah, Koari. I know how you feel. :teehee:

Koari · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:33 pm

Swordfish00830 wrote:

I thought you liked the feel of someones soft breathe on your neck Koari.

As long as it's a nose breathing girl sleeping in the same bed as me, I'm fine

nomad · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:12 pm

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Swordfish00830 wrote:

I thought you liked the feel of someones soft breathe on your neck Koari.

As long as it's a nose breathing girl sleeping in the same bed as me, I'm fine

even if it were a fat chick with mayo breath?

Danimal Collective · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:13 pm

The Bastard Gamer · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:32 pm

I assume Ghost plays Yugioh, right?

Koari · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:40 pm

Joel wrote:

I assume Ghost plays Yugioh, right?

Spoiler

Living the dream since 2001

nomad · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:47 pm

wow, kids must love your bed man....

Koari · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:50 pm

nomad wrote:

wow, kids must love your bed man....

The Bastard Gamer · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:54 pm

Just don't run with Gladiator Beasts, they're fucking cheater decks.

Lady Zanthia · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:08 pm

Wow. I still have a ton of cards I'm trying to get rid of... I gave that up after a few cards in my one and only deck were banned.

:cry:

Sollah · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:38 pm

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Swordfish00830 wrote:

I thought you liked the feel of someones soft breathe on your neck Koari.

As long as it's a nose breathing girl sleeping in the same bed as me, I'm fine

And what if she starts breathing through her mouth?

Koari · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:05 pm

Sollah wrote:

Ghost of Koari wrote:

Swordfish00830 wrote:

I thought you liked the feel of someones soft breathe on your neck Koari.

As long as it's a nose breathing girl sleeping in the same bed as me, I'm fine

And what if she starts breathing through her mouth?

... IT'S A TRAP

Lady Zanthia wrote:

Wow. I still have a ton of cards I'm trying to get rid of... I gave that up after a few cards in my one and only deck were banned.

:cry:

PM me the complete list, and I will tell you if I could be able to take them off your hands :-D

MrMulligan · **Posted:** Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:53 am

Mouth Breathers are rampid, they are everywhere and anywhere I go, you can spot one a mile away too..

They all have similar traits

1) A vacant stare (bordering on mental problems)
2) An apparent slouch
3) The ability to invade ones personal space at the drop of a hat
4) Breath like hot garbage

Keeps these traits in your memory if you want to avoid mouth breathers, they all hit at least 3/4 traits on this list at all times, I used to work in retail and avoided them like the plague, especially for #4, because the breath has the ability to offend all 5 senses at one time, starting with watery eyes, runny nose, and a taste that can only be described as rotten cream cheese poured through the inerds of a decaying salmon.

Avoid Mouth Breathers...

Glidebent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:56 am

I think its pretty safe to conclude that mouthbreathing is an evolutionary dead end.

Fucking mouthbreathers

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