Atleast someone understands my whackyness!

What the hell? lol that was crazy

alright, back on the subject of Twilight

I've almost finished reading the 4th book and it's divided into 3 sections heres how it goes so far.

First Act. Bella marries Edward, they go to the Caribbean and in what was the most underwhelming sex scene ever. There both naked and Bella walks into the ocean. "Fades to black" that's it. They also do it again and break a bed. lol. Oh yeah she gets knocked up

Second Act: Shifts to Jacob because Bella can't do anything. Jacob bitching about life, ditches most of the wolves for vampire bff's and the rest is the grossest interpretation of childbirth ever, I can't bear to type it. It's sick. She then turns into a Vampire at last and all problems between vampires and wolves is resolved because the baby is not evil just really really cute apparently. That's anti climatic.

Third Act: As far as I read it's describing the awesomeness of being a vampire, she skips the whole crazed monster part as her "super power" is EXTREME SELF CONTROL lame.... oh her baby is fine, they hint that at the end of the story Bella and Edward will likely have sex for decades like the blonde bitch and the big vampire did.... Christ this is getting stupid.

Well I finally finished all the books and as this thread said at the beginning I have watched the film too.

First Book: It's a love story book but it was average

Second Book: Pretty boring at the start but towards the end it's somewhat interesting

Third Book: Surprisingly it's okay, it's Bella torn between choosing Edward or Jacob and it's pretty good,

Fourth: As already mentioned in the previous post the fourth can be messed up. The part that I have read in between posts is pretty good the only frustration is when it seems like an epic battle will happen between the secret government of sorts and Edwards clan and loads more, it suddenly ends and you feel disappointed but get some satisfaction when Edward explains the Bad guys were shit scared of them for a few reasons and that part was humorous, it ends with Bella with Edward and there kid being together forever happy, kinda like a really really weird fairytale ending

Overall reading the series was okay, the first 2 aren't great but there not terrible, the 3rd picks up and the 4th has it's fair share of moments especially in the third "act" of it. I read this from a person interested in the story and not the romance so I see it way differently then a girl would seeing it, there obsessed with the romance part mostly (No offence mainly the tweens are.) Anyway I'm going to go read some good books now that I'm done with this series. You would have to read the first two books to understand the story but 3 and 4 are worth it in my view.

And yes my Penis is still here and your not revoking it.

You guys can joke about Optimus's penis, but you gotta admit...he has balls admitting all of this to us.

I will join his bandwagon!

I saw Twilight in a theater and PAID money to see it.

Now granted, I saw it with my girlfriend (who had already seen in twice ) and I had never read the books. And it was okay. Not horrible but not awesome either. At the end I told her that I could imagine wanting to see what happens in the sequel. She asked me if I'd like to read the books and I said "no."

But I will say this, I totally agree with GameBoyGeek

This kinda reminds me of the YIBR comment on Twilight Fan Girls... I dont care who much I hate that effing movie... i love me some cute little Twilight Scene-Goth Fan Girls... ill show them the real dark side

That move was the most awful piece of cinematic abortion I have ever seen. the books were no better. You, sir, are a lying troll.

NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN!

All things considered it was as shit as I thought but I've seen worse

Batman and Robin killed something I actually gave a shit about